Every morning, I watch Dora the Explorer as I have my post oatmeal bottle. I don't really like Dora as much as I enjoy watching her little monkey friend solve those crazy puzzles. Mom says Dora is an insult to the Latin community since she only says two Spanish words - hola and rojo. Nevermind the fact that Dora has to scream at everyone and everything. As I was trying to tell Mom, anyone who tries to rescue Ice Cream Truck out of the ditch can't be that bad. I was trying to help Dora solve the bridge puzzle this morning and she just wouldn't listen. Dora kept on yelling, "CIRCLE!!!" Meanwhile I'm trying to say, "Triangle!" The girl just doesn't get it. No wonder she needs a talking backpack to get through life. I really don't know how she gets out of bed in the morning.
So Nonna and Grandmama have taught me a knew game called patty cake, patty cake. It's really neat because when you put your hands together really hard you make this clapping sound. It's the coolest thing next to sucking on my toes. I can patty cake to songs and during meal times. Who knew hands were so entertaining?!
I enjoy eating as much as Mom and Pops, and I think my teeth know it. Instead of getting 2 teeth at the top, I'm getting 4. It's been a little painful and teething makes me crap in my pants a little more than usual. So it's not the most comfortable experience. Try to imagine having shooting pain in your gums and sitting in mushy poo while trying to keep the bottle from falling onto the floor. See what I mean?! Mom says the teething will be going away soon and the only thing I'll have to worry about is Puppy running away from me.
You all thought Mom was typing all this in for me. I may not be able to type as fast as her but I do my own stunts.
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